Roving Reporter Famous Sharron?
BREAKING: Did you know I once shared the news desk with roving reporter James McHale?
The producers had told me off the record they were looking for a more famous replacement to sit behind the desk... but folks, you can't deliver the news when you ARE the news!
Sadly I'm just too famous to sit behind the desk, but I'm always ready for my close-up Mr McHale. I'll come back for an interview any time, James!
I'm sure you'll see me in the headlines anyway...